Mr. Moon

Dear Mr. Moon,

I am just gunna come out and say it, You have a lunar cycle my friend. You never told me about this, did you think I would not notice? I have known you my whole life, we go way back to as long as I can remember. It was not till recently that I was informed about this and was told to keep an eye on you from a mutual friend. I did not want to believe it; I thought you would have told me, did you not think I could handle it? I have learned so much about the real you from observing your behavior the last couple months. Don’t you dare call me a spy, I had to do this. I would not have believed it, but I saw it with my own two eyes. Nine cycles. Really? Nine? Do you know what this means, you got a real problem bud, Lunation. I would look up and there you where so I did not question; I missed all the warning signs. Just so you know I am not bluffing, I saw you go thru the phases. First quarter, waxing cresent, new, warning cresent, third quarter? You where nearly cut in half. Then without fail to a warning gibson, full, waxing gibson and back to first quarter with your left side covered and your right completely exposed. Do you know what your doing? I had no idea that this was your life. Why now? How long as this been going on? Don’t you lie to me.  I have seen all that I can take.Now that I know what is going on your gunna have to face this, with or without me. I am here for you and want to help. We can break this.  Sincerely, your dear friend John.